Sunday, June 29, 2008
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Ah, here's a photo of Burt & Loni in all their 1988 newly-wedded bliss... Who would have guessed that this marriage would fail when the bride and groom look like they stepped out of Madame Tussauds wax museum?
I heard a rumor that problems started between the couple as early as the reception when Loni wanted Burt to throw his toupee instead of her garter. But you know how these Hollywood rumors go. It's probably all true...
Monday, June 23, 2008
But I recommend this product with a warning. Should you ever buy this, or any other Mary Kay product, you will need to go through a Mary Kay sales rep. And then you will need to enter the Mark Kay Purchase Protection Program and live under an assumed name for the rest of your life. But for as soft as your lips feel after using this, it might just be worth moving to a new town so that your sales rep can be one step closer to a pink Ford Escort.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Monday, June 16, 2008
And lastly, look closely at Tommy's jeans near Heather's foot. Do you see what I see (and what everyone else saw on the Internet thanks to Pam Anderson?)
Now, I can't be sure. It could just be a shadow, but from what we know about Tommy the "skinny jeans" fad was probably pretty revealing. Let's see if we can catch a closer look:
And there you have it, today's Fun with Pictures!
Friday, June 13, 2008
Thursday, June 12, 2008
The movie barely saw the light of day, and I've always suspected that it was because Joan Jett performed the main title. (The producers should have used '80's soundtrack mogul Kenny Loggins if they wanted a hit movie.)
But anyway, here's a recent picture of Turtle Park. I can still picture Michael J. Fox sitting there near the giant turtle.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Let's look at all the evidence that would support M & N having a long lasting union. That means we'll have to ignore Glitter, her emotional breakdown, the fact that she has a name for her "true inner self--" but that's OK, we'll just look the other way.
OK, well, they did fall in love while filming a music video. On camera is a great way to see someone's true self. Just ask Ben Affleck regarding Jennifer Lopez.
Also, six weeks later when they married, they symbolized their union with tattoos. That worked well for Pam & Tommy, so why not Mariah & Nick?
And, they say that they plan to have a wedding every year (another thing that Pam Anderson is also doing, but I digress). If an annual wedding is not a vision of true love, then I don't know what is.
So there it is, all the evidence I need to know that Mariah & Nick may indeed have a long and lasting union. I guess I was just being cynical. Silly me...
Monday, June 9, 2008
Britney Spears has been involved in, not one-- not two, not three, not four, not five-- but SIX accidents in the last year. And I'm only talking about the ones involving a vehicle (and not the ones like her 2007 VMA performance).
At this point, it's just too easy to pick on Brit. So I think I'll leave her alone for awhile and let this photo speak for itself.
But WOW is she entertaining!
First, I observed the writer's strike-- the same one that killed my reconciliation with Desperate Housewives following a lackluster Season 3.
- I read Tori Spelling's biography and learned that Terrence Trent D'Arby is the reason she's happily married today. (More on this later...)
- I booked an agent for Lulu-- we're taking her show on the road.
- I launched a campaign to get Pantene to do some R&D on "Mantene," an acceptable shampoo for men.
- I watched all sex and a half seasons of Sex and the City. I'd never seen it due to a lack of HBO, but Netflix helped to cure that.
- I discovered Facebook-- and that took up five of the six months of my hiatus.
So, I'm back to blog about pop culture, shampoo, and--sometimes-- my life.