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So, I've returned from my six-month blogging hiatus. Where have I been, and what have I been doing? (My two loyal readers are dying to know.) Well, it's a tale of controversy, adventure, and sex. Here's the Cliff's Notes version:

First, I observed the writer's strike-- the same one that killed my reconciliation with Desperate Housewives following a lackluster Season 3.

• I read Tori Spelling's biography and learned that Terrence Trent D'Arby is the reason she's happily married today. (More on this later...)


• I booked an agent for Lulu-- we're taking her show on the road.


• I launched a campaign to get Pantene to do some R&D on "Mantene," an acceptable shampoo for men.


• I watched all sex and a half seasons of Sex and the City. I'd never seen it due to a lack of HBO, but Netflix helped to cure that.


• I discovered Facebook-- and that took up five of the six months of my hiatus.

So, I'm back to blog about pop culture, shampoo, and--sometimes-- my life.