Just thinking about the fantastic 80s movie Gremlins. In case you happen to adopt a mogwai from petfinder.com or a local shelter near you, it's very important that you remember these three care instructions:
1. Keep them away from bright light, particularly sunlight.
2. No baths! You mustn't get a mogwai wet. (So no need to worry about not using Pantene on your male mogwai).
3. And most importantly, never ever feed them after midnight, not even Mighty Taco.
I would also add these rules:
4. Don't name your mogwai "Gizmo." It's a little unoriginal. I think "Cha Cha" for a female and "Clyde" for a male are much better.
5. Don't play any Justin Timberlake songs or your mogwai just might hum them to you.
6. Don't let your mogwai wear a dental grill. It may fight you because they like to be trendy with mohawks and stuff.
Also, help control the pet population and have your mogwai spayed or neutered.
Sunday, December 3, 2006
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