Thursday, May 31, 2007

My one true love

I am guilty of betrayal, and, to make matters worse, it is my one true love whom I have been betraying. It makes me sad; he's been so good to me through the years. I can't remember a time when he hasn't been in my life. He's brought me joy during the good times, and, when life got rough, I only made it through because of him. What kind of person can I be to betray my love this way?

Who is my love, and how have I been betraying him? Well, his name is Television, and I have been completely neglecting him. Since Christmas, my lying eyes have been focusing on other things-- a new boyfriend, hanging out with friends, visiting family, reading!, blogging and web surfing, spending time with my pets...the list is endless. How could I be so thoughtless?
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I've missed no opportunity to hurt him. On Valentine's Day, when I had a snow day and we could have spent the whole day together, what did I do? I went to the grocery store and spent all day preparing a nice meal for my Valentine. How could I hurt my love that way? My behavior has only worsened as he's worked harder and harder to win back my affections. During May Sweeps, the most important time of year for him, I didn't see him at all, and I didn't even send my Ti-Vo for moral support. At this point, the only thing we have left between us is The Sopranos, and with only two episodes left, I'm afraid our future is uncertain. I never thought I would see this day. The guilt is killing me, and I just don't know where to go from here. I'm sorry, my love, I never meant to hurt you.

5 comments:

Kate said...

The thing about Television is that no matter how much you abuse and neglect him, he will always take you back. Sometimes we all mistreat the ones we love.

You'll return to his glowing embrace, mark my words.

Reigning Frog said...

Thanks, Kate. You're so wise.

t2ed said...

Pirate Master at 8:00 pm tonight (check local listings).

Television will always be there for you.

And Vampire Private Investigators are coming in the Autumn. Be strong.

Dan said...

Television will always be your true friend. No matter how you treat him, he will always crawl back to you. Now your true friends, I can't speak for them. You neglect them (such as Mr. Blob) and they will blow you off. Just kidding.

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