
Check out this
I Dream of Jeannie Barbie doll. I kind of really really want this.
Jeannie is still THE BEST television show to watch on a sick day. The only thing that makes it better is if it's followed by an episode of
Bewitched (with the first Darrin, of course). When I was little I liked to think of things I'd do if I could blink and make them happen. It usually involved not doing homework. Today I would use those powers a little differently. Here's a few things I'd be sure to do:
- Turn slow drivers into potted plants alongside the road.
- Blink a magic spell over my house so that it was perfectly clean and could never get dirty again.
- Make it so that my pets never pooped or peed.
- Walk around in an invisible bubble in the summer, complete with A/C, so that no bugs could bother me.
- Make pizza a fat-free food.
- Blink some deodorant onto Matthew McConaughey.
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