Matthew McConaughey certainly is one sexy man. To me he epitomizes male physical perfection. But within the last year I learned something about him that has forever tainted his image in my mind. According to the Sexiest Man Alive 2005 himself, Matthew never wears deodorant. Um, I kind of have a problem with that, and truthfully would have just rather not known.Upon hearing Matthew's odorant preference, several hundred fantasies of mine burst like a balloon. Now whenever I see him on an interview I mute the TV just in case he next admits that he doesn't believe in toothpaste.
Unfortunately, however, the damage is done. All I can think of now is that if I ever meet him I'd probably say to him, "Slider, you stink."
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