Who?

Who is this Hayden Penitentiary person, and why does People magazine seem to care about her so much?

Actually, I could truly care less who Hayden is and what show she's on. I accept the fact that I'm getting older and will simply be out of touch with large segments of pop culture catering to those younger than me. I just hope it never gets embarrassingly bad-- like the time a professor of mine from college was reading an article to the class (late 1990's) and asked, "Does anyone know who this 'Oprah Winfrey' person is?" Umm...

Seriously, how is that possible?!