Houdini Action Figure

Wouldn't it be funny if you ordered this Houdini action figure and when it arrived the box was empty because the action figure escaped?

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Like the antogonist in a Mentos commercial, you'd ultimately have to give a thumbs up to that antic.

Adiós Aruba

What is Greta Van Susteren going to do with her life now that the Natalee Holloway case is closed?

Oh, Come On!!!

Headline: Pamela Anderson Divorcing Rick Salomon

Pam, you've always been a bit much, but this is just too much. Why get married, only to file for divorce months later? You've done this before.

Also--Rick Salomon? What makes you think he's "the one" (especially when he's probably the 247th? It certainly doesn't add to your case that he's previously been with Paris Hilton and Shannen Dougherty; they aren't exactly pillars of virtue (or mental stability). Pam, Pam, Pam, who's gonna be next, K-Fed?