Trump Wing Sauce?

There's a bit of excitement buzzing around my homestead of Buffalo thanks to this HUGE yacht docked at Erie Basin Marina called "Gran Finale."

Now, Buffalo is a rather shy town, and certainly not accustomed to the pomp and circumstance the comes with a 147' pimped-out yacht, complete with a hot tub and elevator. People here are caring far less about the boat (and it's 14,800 gallon gas tank-- that will cost almost $70,000 for the owner to fill 'er up) and much more about who owns it.

There are no definitive answers on any of the Internets about the dinghy's owner, but it is rumored to be Ivana Trump's. And since her ex-husband twice removed has an affinity for naming everything from Zambonis to bottled water after his moniker, the locals are wondering if we will soon have a Trump wing sauce-- the best-est and most expensive wing sauce in the entire world packaged in a gold bottle. A spicy Trump wing sauce could certainly give new meaning to the phrase, "You're fired!"

For more photos see my Gran Finale Flickr set.