Goin' to the Wax Chapel

Loni Anderson is getting married to someone she met when she was a teenager. If you're like me, you could care less. But it reminded me of her beyond-saga of a divorce from Burt Reynolds.
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Ah, here's a photo of Burt & Loni in all their 1988 newly-wedded bliss... Who would have guessed that this marriage would fail when the bride and groom look like they stepped out of Madame Tussauds wax museum?



I heard a rumor that problems started between the couple as early as the reception when Loni wanted Burt to throw his toupee instead of her garter. But you know how these Hollywood rumors go. It's probably all true...
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